PODCAST

Welcome To Cosmic Cense

& Nonsense

Season 2

With Lady Inhale & Count Exhale

A podcast of astrology, biology, and mythology—
For sparking the hilarity of polarity in reality.

She’s Lady Inhale: visionary, enchanted, cosmic, and bold.
He’s Count Exhale—because she counts on him.
He’s integrous, grounded, and yes… he does love putting things in folders.

She believes in stars.
He believes in stats.
She floats in myth.
He runs the tracks.

Together, they breathe in the space between—
The magic, the meaning, and everything seen.

Each episode, they open the Wooo Hooo Line,
where callers from the Gooo Rooo Guild share their stickiest shadows.
Lady Inhale tunes into the Three Realms—mycelestial, myofascial, and mycelial—
while Count Exhale brings the Rooo into practical play.

From opposite sides of the breath,
they meet in the middle—at Wooo Hooo House.

This is Cosmic Cense & Nonsense—
Where paradox becomes play…
And nonsense mints sense, in a Wooo Hooo kind of way..

Season 1

Where cosmic culture meets pop culture.

Where topics like astrology, biology and mythology interweave into the world of sports, music and movies.

Join your host Brandon as he learns about the cosmic universe from his co-host and psooodooo guru Cheryl while trying to relate everything back to his everyday life, which is usually sports.

Each show is broken down into four quarters with exciting discussions on the current season, channeling of cosmic forces, lively guest interviews and the Top 4 List.

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Season 2 Ep. 3/ As Gooo As It Gets

In this breath-threaded episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale call upon the steady rings of Saturn to explore the sacred art of accountability.

With Gene Key 63 whispering through Lady Inhale’s Saturn in Pisces, and Gene Key 60 anchoring Count Exhale’s Saturn in Capricorn, the duo weaves a spiral of cosmic structure, creative devotion, and mythic follow-through.

Together, they introduce “Count On It,” a new ritual of naming what we’re truly responsible for—and what counts when no one’s watching. They riff on a line from As Good as It Gets, tease the arrival of a mysterious companion, and even take a cosmic call from Lord Saturn himself via the Wooo Hooo Line.

Breath becomes promise. Doubt becomes devotion. And the Gooo?
Well... it gets as good as this.

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Season 2 Ep. 2/ Too Much of Everything, Please!

n this Gemini-season transmission, Lady Inhale, Count Exhale, and guest Mandy Roberts explore the breathline between eloquence and excess.

With Jupiter in Gemini stirring up thoughts, tangents, and overextended yeses, they dive into the shadow and shimmer of Gene Key 35’s hunger and Gene Key 12’s vanity—transforming them into boundlessness and purity.

Guided by three Breathwrights—Jupiter, Lady Thyroid, and Lady Sweetgum—this episode offers poetic insights, practical grounding, and enchanted breathing moments to help distill the whirlwind into wisdom.

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Season 2 Ep. 1/ What’s Your Gooo…and How Does It Stew?

Lady Inhale and Count Exhale open the Wooo Hooo Line and invite the Gooo Rooo Guild to share their shadowy stickies. The breathline is open, the spell is cast, and Sweet Gum Cense is minted.
Together, we breathe through the Alchemical Spiral—where Gooo becomes Rooo, and nonsense mints sense.