In this Leo-season episode,

Lady Inhale and Count Exhale explore the art of radiant leadership, courageous devotion, and the blooming of small things.

From the mythic garden of Droooid Hills, they receive wisdom from this week’s plant dignitary-Button Bush-whose one-inch globe blooms remind us that entire worlds exist inside the smallest specks.

Lady Love Heart calls the Wooo Hooo Line to offer guidance on how to love those stuck in small-minded contraction, and both Countess Accountability and shares who (and what) she counts on from her royal puppy perch.

This episode also features:

Gooo Rooo Guild Member Betsy’s “Count On”

The true meaning of being a Droooid

Horton as a Leo archetype

A Foolish Oracle card pull

And a cosmic currency exchange with insights on:

Sun in Leo

Jupiter in Cancer

Aquarius in Gemini

Breathline Close:

Inhale: Radiance

Exhale: Reverence

You’re invited to listen, to question, to wonder…
And to share what you count on
to spiral your Rooo through your Gooo.

Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/

Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

What if the facts you’ve gathered now echo hollow of knowing?
In this rhythm-rich episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale tap into the woodpecker beat of revelation-where dead facts compost into living truths. With the guidance of Sir Tapwell the Cosmic Woodpecker, and a chimed-in call from Lady Thymia, guardian of immune rhythm, we explore how stillness exposes what noise conceals.

From the once-"proven" idea that toads give you warts, to the myth that bones are passive scaffolds, we crack open the shells of outdated beliefs and let the breath line pulse through new wisdom. Gene Key 62 offers a feathered map toward Impeccable Presence, while Cancer Season invites us to feel what's true-even when it defies measurement.

Expect:
Tapbacks to fabled “facts”
A Foolish Oracle pull
The glide of presence beyond logic
And a deep invocation into the stillness that remembers your original rhythm.

Rhythm: Flap. Flap. Glide.
Lesson: You can count on the exhale.
Reminder: The mind might forget- the fascia always remembers.

You’re invited to listen, to question, to wonder…
and maybe even to call in your Gooo next time.

Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/

Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

In this moon-soaked episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale explore the sacred spectrum of stillness, stirred by Cancer Season and the rhythmic revelations of Gene Key 52.

From the zig-zag zooms of Countess Accountability to the tangled breathlines of suppressed emotion, we uncover how tension weaves its way through our fascia- and how presence, rhythm, and care can comb the commotion.

We speak of the tail-end of tension, the rituals of rest, and the divine dignity of asking for what we need.

Lady Moooocus and Sir Stomach chime in from the Wooo Hooo Line with lunar logic and digestive delight. Plus, Gooo Rooo Guild member Kira joins us for a "Count-On" moment, bringing Gene Key 52’s gift of restraint into radiant view.

We name our tangles.

We honor our zooms.

We learn to listen to the moods beneath the moon.

Because stillness

Is a sacred structure.

It’s cosmic cense.

And it knows exactly how to wait.

You’re invited to listen, to question, to wonder…
and maybe even to call in your Gooo next time.

Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/

Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

In this episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale welcome a noble new companion into the Wooo Hooo pantheon:

Countess Accountability, a Saturn Return Familiar crowned on Lady Inhale’s 60th birthday.

With paws full of timing and purpose, she arrives to guide—reminding us that true accountability is rhythmic. That devotion needs direction. And that some of our most sacred companions arrive right on time.

✨ Alongside her arrival, we honor the father archetype, both mythic and personal.

Lady Inhale reflects on her own father—his Libra logic, Gemini boundaries, and Piscean wisdom—and how he’s always been the one to make sense of the sacred spiral.

Count Exhale is recognized not just as co-host, but as father of triplet daughters, builder of structure across realms, and holder of the sacred calendar. We hear reflections from those who count on him most.

Plus, a surprise Wooo Hooo Line call from Lady Thyroid, Gemini Season’s tonal priestess, who reminds us to align our words with our rituals, and our timing with our truth.

Topics Woven Into This Episode:

Saturn Return and the 60th birthday threshold

What it means to count on someone

How accountability becomes artistry

Familiar archetypes and sacred responsibility

Reflections on fatherhood from both hosts

Voice notes from Lady Inhale's triplets

The sacred role of rhythm and tone in Gemini Season

Join us in this episode as we remember:

What we count… counts.

And those we count on… become part of our sacred rhythm.

You’re invited to listen, to question, to wonder…
and maybe even to call in your Gooo next time.

Learn how to make Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/

Thank you Lauren Seay for our opening Wooo Hooo and Felicia Ruth for our closing Wooo Hooo.

In this breath-threaded episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale call upon the steady rings of Saturn to explore the sacred art of accountability.

With Gene Key 63 whispering through Lady Inhale’s Saturn in Pisces, and Gene Key 60 anchoring Count Exhale’s Saturn in Capricorn, the duo weaves a spiral of cosmic structure, creative devotion, and mythic follow-through.

Together, they introduce “Count On It,” a new ritual of naming what we’re truly responsible for—and what counts when no one’s watching. They riff on a line from As Good as It Gets, tease the arrival of a mysterious companion, and even take a cosmic call from Lord Saturn himself via the Wooo Hooo Line.

Breath becomes promise. Doubt becomes devotion. And the Gooo?
Well... it gets as good as this.

n this Gemini-season transmission, Lady Inhale, Count Exhale, and guest Mandy Roberts explore the breathline between eloquence and excess.

With Jupiter in Gemini stirring up thoughts, tangents, and overextended yeses, they dive into the shadow and shimmer of Gene Key 35’s hunger and Gene Key 12’s vanity—transforming them into boundlessness and purity.

Guided by three Breathwrights—Jupiter, Lady Thyroid, and Lady Sweetgum—this episode offers poetic insights, practical grounding, and enchanted breathing moments to help distill the whirlwind into wisdom.

Lady Inhale and Count Exhale open the Wooo Hooo Line and invite the Gooo Rooo Guild to share their shadowy stickies. The breathline is open, the spell is cast, and Sweet Gum Cense is minted.
Together, we breathe through the Alchemical Spiral—where Gooo becomes Rooo, and nonsense mints sense.