Lady Inhale, Enchantress of Cense & Nonsense, Breath-Threader of Realms

I craft Enchantras of Wooo-threading mantra, breath, and movement-
golden breathlines that weave the Hooo-mycelial, myofascial, and mycelestial realms-
all flowing through the living current of Spiritus Vitalis. 🌿

Breath becomes thread: stitching stars, roots, and seams,
Dissolving stagnancy, awakening vitality,
And inviting you into the current where wonder becomes Wooo Hooo Currency.

Here sings the Naad of Wooo Hooo Gooo Rooo:
Wooo-the threading of mantra, breath, and movement.
Hooo-the fabric of earth, body, and sky.
Gooo-the tangles where energy gathers, holding its hidden teachings.
Rooo-the angles and angels of light, radiant perspectives that reveal essence and orient purpose.

I guide individuals and communities through living practices of mantra, breath, movement, and embodied ritual.
My work threads the celestial, myofascial, and mycelial realms—woven together as Wooo Hooo Currency-
to dissolve stagnancy, awaken vitality, and ignite creativity.

I collaborate with wellness communities, educators, and organizations to design experiences that blend breathwork, sound, and movement with mythic storytelling and symbolic economies.
From retreats in the Blue Ridge Mountains to Georgia Breathes with the Trees, my mission is to restore Spiritus Vitalis—the living breath-into modern culture.

But the Myth Doesn’t Stop There…

Lady of Inhales, of inspiration,
anointed by the Censees of the Constellation Nificense,
she sifts through her teachings in yogic arts and magical lineages,
sharing jewels of spirit in cosmical craft.

Your Head Fool of Wooo Hooo School,
she zigs and zags through wisdom and whimsy,
offering transmissions from her Nificense Censees-
archetypes, planets, elements, numbers, organs, and signs
to bring coherence to the seasons.

Crowned on the edge of reality,
inspiring sovereignty,
aspiring to break the old hierarchies,
respiring to bring breath into all geometries.

A breath magician, a breath geometrician,
trained in Anusara, Kundalini, Magical Numerology, Correlation Vinyasa,
TM, Evolutionary Astrology, Feng Shui, Tarot, Herbology…
Her magically noble breath organities
contribute to the impeccable unity of humanities.